touched by the noodly appendage.

I’m Deana Whitaker Greenberg. Or Deana Greenberg. I’ll put both in case some ol’ buddy from high school is looking for me on Google. You know how wildly popular I was.

I have 3 kids. I’m 40 years old. I like to sew and I make lovely handbags and cute aprons and other crap for you to buy. I also would like to sell you jewelry. Perhaps some throw pillows. If you see anything else you like, you just make an offer. I’m ready to deal. I enjoy food and drink far too well for my own good. I have yet to discover a form of exercise that I actually want to do. Probably not a magical combination. I loathe housework and very seldom do any. I tend toward the cranky. And in case this is all sounding too good to be true, I’ll just point out that I’m happily married, so you don’t have a chance, pal.