…my mommy gave to me:

1–pair of slippers
1–ugly Bionicle thing
1–package of little dogs with giant heads

This conceit won’t really hold up as they aren’t getting 2 of anything tomorrow. And, I suppose, technically, Julianna got 2 slippers and LIly got 5 dogs, so it all falls apart right here. Well, I hope you’re happy now, you’ve ruined it for everyone.

Hannukah is late this year and overlaps Christmas, so it’ll be a present-palooza in these parts. I prefer it to come earlier and stretch things out a bit–and avoid the menorah schlepping and the extra present-schlepping. Not that anyone NEEDS any gifts b/c we’re already neck deep in crap here. I’m the grinchiest girl in the world.