You sit on my lap so warm
Your weight brings me great comfort
Let’s go to bed now.

This haiku could also be used to praise cats or strippers. Feel free to use it as you see fit.

Snowity Blowity
My house is drafty
There is no subfloor
And oil is quite dear.

The builders were short a bit
and so I find that I’m
freezing my rear.

Double dactyls in the hizz-ouse!