First, a bit of business: I had a lovely and hilarious post about last week’s ANTM and WordPress ate it. I seemed to have been publishing at the exact moment that they were upgrading b/c my post vanished and when I logged in again, everything on the control panel looked different. And I don’t like the new set up. Hmpf.
Second, for the title of the post, I owe gratitude to Brawndo. And also to my sad competitive nature. I was never any good at any sports and thus quickly stopped participating in them (b/c how fun is it to suck at something? not). This leaves me competing at utterly stupid things like bulletin boards. I must create the best board in the school. The teachers, when they walk past, must know that they have been soundly defeated. They must know that I am the coolest parent in the school and they must beg the principal to put my kids in their classes. It helps that putting up bulletin boards and doing art projects gives me excuses to go into the educational supply store. I long to fully equip an elementary classroom with cool supplies. But no children may mess them up. Shoo, messy children. Where was I? Oh yes…I win! For this month’s art class, I introduced the kids to Keith Haring (funny story: Lily’s teacher looked up Haring on the internet to see how to spell his name. The site she went to had an advisory about mature content. She was relating the tale of our class and her search to the principal who exclaimed, “She didn’t show explicit material to the kids, did she?” Nice. yeah, if I don’t show the kids a poster of two cartoon men jacking one another off, who will?). I had them pose in front of an overhead projector and another mom and I traced them. Then we each took home a pile and gave them a thicker outline and cut them out. Then I arranged them on the wall! Behold:
I love it. I’m hoping that a photographer at the school can take a photo of it more straight-on so that we can blow it up and sell it at the silent auction. The kids, of course, have much to say about it, they were far more engaged by the end-product of this project than any of the others we’ve done. Which is nice, of course, but the important thing? I win.