Only in Kenya. Turns out it’s also a good place for slimy spinach. We had a bad leg on our journey. It was bound to happen, I suppose. I made Kenyan Corn, Bean, and Spinach Mash which really did sound good to me, but…wasn’t. The spinach was slimy. Slimy is not an acceptable food texture. The Garbanzo stew was good, but I didn’t make enough, so I plumped it out by stirring up left over rice and veggie sausage. The mango snow for dessert was good, but since it is made of mangoes and cream, I’m not surprised.
This morning, when she awoke, Lily said to me “I dreamed that I was at Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends [TV show] and there was a guy that turned into a giant vulva.”
Me, sure I had heard wrong, r’s and a’s are hard to distinguish: Revolver?
Lily: Nooo [implied “you idiot”], a VULVA. And the giant vulva was chasing a spider.
oKAY. And she referred to the Vulva as “he.” So make of it what you will.
For those of you with an unnatural interest in what I eat, I’ve started a semi-blog about my breakfast smoothies. Check it: Ugli Shax