The neighbors are going camping! For seven days! That means seven days without my having to scream “Ben! Tatiana! Get AWAY from each other!” Our neighbors are, ostensibly, childless, but they are certainly child friendly as there are usually anywhere from 2-6 children staying with them. Tatiana and Fatima are over here frequently to play with Lily, but we also sometimes get Mark, Demoni (seriously? you named a child Demoni?), Summer, and Shania. This in addition to our usual load of Maeve, Fiona, Taro, and Haley (yes, that IS quite the UN register of names. But the kids just fall into our two standard racial categories, nothing exciting at all).
In theory, I am in favor of great bands of children, roaming from one house to another, revelling in summer freedom. In practice, I am in favor of quiet and–more importantly–peace. And we do not get peace if Ben and Tatiana are in the same place. Never have I seen more Oil and Water personalities. Ben, we know, is sensitive to slights (real and imaginary) and prone to take offense. Tatiana is a bit of a bossyboots and loooooves to get Ben’s goat. Which, since he puts his goat out by the curb with a “Free Goat” sign around its neck, is not hard. I have had the “You have GOT to learn to let it go” conversation about a gazillion times. I have also had he “You have GOT to leave Ben alone” conversation with Miss T. Yesterday, we had the “Okay, everyone but Ben and Lily–Thank you for coming, please go home, we’ll see you tomorrow” conversation.
I was all prepared to have a powwow today, to sit the two of them down together. But now I don’t have to! yay! My favorite outcome. For now.


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July 1, 2009 at 11:39 pm
andiscandis
I had a frienemy when I was Ben’s age. Now we’re Facebook friends. Everything works out eventually. (Seriously, we outgrew it by about 10.)
July 2, 2009 at 12:14 am
Tash
That is an entourage of odd names. I do love the name Tatiana, tho. Again…you are nicer than me….I am really NOT a fan of watching other people’s kids. I do it for the girls on occasion…but everyday?? Noooo.
July 2, 2009 at 8:02 am
Lisa
I’m glad I don’t have to deal with neighborhood kids for a while. Am I a bad mother for being so happy we’re living in a new neighborhood, new apartment – and since it’s an apartment, Andrew doesn’t go out to play and meet the locals?
July 2, 2009 at 6:24 pm
mazeway
Oh, I’m not “watching” them. Heck, I hardly watch my own kids. They just kind of flow from house to house, so I’m sure several people on the street are sick of Ben and Tatiana, too.
July 3, 2009 at 1:15 am
JennySparks
Demoni? People sure get creative with the kid names nowadays. Our neighborhood crowd was comprised of Sharon, Debbie, Cheryl, John, Wendy, Bruce, Greg and Richard.
“Valerie” was considered pretty exotic.